Hello Sophisticated Spenders!
During this week of Thanksgiving. I will share with you things I’m thankful for!
I will kick off the week with a dream Thanksgiving table!
I thought long and hard about the celebrities who would make a good/bad combination when seated at the same table to break some bread.
Here we go:
The Ego Table: Donald Trump, Kanye West, Rosie O’Donnel, Fox News,
*also known as the A-Hole table
**also known as the please shut up table
The Annoying Table: Cast of Glee (I can’t stand to watch the crazy faces they make while singing), ANY YouTube “star”-I’m looking at YOU Patty Labelle Pie eaters.
The Go and Sit Down Somewhere Table: Madonna, Mariah Carrey
The Get Your Ish Together Table: MC Hammer, almost any professional athlete, Chris Brown, Paula Dean, Cast of Any Housewives Show, Bravo Network (stop giving these people a public platform), Charlie Sheen, Mike Tyson (ok, this list is getting too long)
*also known as the stop doing stupid things in public table.
The I’m Glad You’re Here Table: Oprah, The Obamas, Warren Buffet, Bill Gates, Beyonce.
The We All Know You’re On Drugs Table: This page intentionally left blank (because they know who they are).
[tweetthis]I’d love to hear your ideas for funny Thanksgiving table combinations![/tweetthis]
